Man Hospitalized After Trying To Pleasure Himself With A Fish

Further proof that men will resort to ANYTHING. This is 'Crappy News' for Monday, February 26th.

New York City- Some college students lashed out against their school's menu.

Last Tuesday, an African-American student at NYU saw a sign for a "Black History Month" menu at the dining hall. Kayla Eubanks was shocked to see what was being served--ribs, collard greens, cornbread, yams, mac and cheese, red Kool-Aid, and watermelon-flavored water.

Another student, Nia Harris, emailed the head of the dining hall, copied several deans from the university and posted it on Facebook.

NYU's president called the menu "inexcusably insensitive" and stated that the school's food vendor did not discuss the menu choices with them beforehand. [CNN]

It's 2018. You should know that SOMEBODY was going to have a problem with this.

Moline, IL- An animal rescue group was able to track down an elusive rooster.

The rooster had managed to dodge any potential captors for about a month.

Taylor McMullen, co-founder of Quad Cities Animal Recovery Team, had heard stories of the escaped rooster for a few weeks and decided to help. McMullen & her team were able to rescue the rooster (appropriately named Foghorn Leghorn) on Thursday.

Foghorn is with a foster family and McMullen is worried his owner may not come forward because the city’s backyard chicken ordinance doesn't allow for roosters. [WQAD-TV]

Japan- A guy's fish fetish landed him in the hospital.

The man posted on social media that he tried using a FISH STOMACH to buff his banana.

He provided step-by-step updates describing how he had taken precautions, carefully disinfecting the stomach using salt and ethanol before rubbing it against his man-zone. The detailed statuses ended with a photo of him wearing the stomach on his hand, as though it were a glove.

AMAZINGLY...things didn't go as he'd planned, and he checked himself into the hospital.

Doctors diagnosed the man with inflammation of the urethra and put him on a course of antibiotics. It’s believed he caught a parasitic infection during his self-love sesh. [Metro]

What? How? Why? Can't you just watch porn like a normal person?

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