Would You Eat This Turkey?
This could be the hottest Thanksgiving recipe this season. Reynolds Kitchens posted a series of "flavor-blasted" turkey recipes on its website, and one preparation in particular is stirring up some controversy.
In what the website describes as "Hot Turkey in an Oven Bag," a turkey is basted with butter or oil and then coated with crushed Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
WHAT. THE. EFF. IS. THIS?
Reaction was mixed, but at least a few sane people seemed to agree with me:
Seriously, I'd rather eat romaine contaminated with E. Coli than mess with this. I mean, you do you, but it's a HARD PASS for me. I also found a recipe for an "edible glitter" turkey, in case you'd like to watch the world burn instead of your stomach. The Internet is a weird, weird place.